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It would be like fake dating, except only one person is aware of it. Obviously, they fall in love, and that proves that the person lying was in the right all along, but they're also wrong because they lied. The 70% conflict can be a gotcha reveal, or maybe the liar's lies catch up with him.
It ends well only because I write it.
If you take my advice, remember you cast me as a meddler and brought your own ruin upon yourself.
Unfortunately for you, you're getting involved rather late and missed where we've already done that trope. I already lied to him about who I was for a decade and then he lied to me about wanting to be friends and it turns out it's a good recipe for making each other miserable. You can take that as a note for your books, though.
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Thanks, I appreciate it. I was so confused before.
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And now in my first official action as an official meddler, I'm going to recommend that you lie to your ex if you want to get back with him.
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...Like pretend to be the person he wants me to be?
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It ends well only because I write it.
If you take my advice, remember you cast me as a meddler and brought your own ruin upon yourself.
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How did you manage to lie to someone for a whole decade?
[there is a very very very slight emphasis on that you]
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...We were online friends for most of that. It didn't last very long on the ship at all.
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But it's also normal not to click with them in person.
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[reaches out and if she doesn't escape she's going to get hair ruffled. but it IS a hair ruffle from dragon hands, could be good research]
Anyway, you have enough meddling to focus on with one project. I wouldn't worry about the other one, that will sort itself out eventually.
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but then HISSSSSSSSSS HISSSSSSSSSSSS
...without moving away. because that's right. she's going to write this down later]
I-I'm not worrying. You already have at least one boyfriend anyway.
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That's right, so instead of thinking how to meddle with me, think about what you want your vtubing model to be. I'm looking forward to it.
[and he turns to go]
I'll see you later.
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Suddenly I can't hear. Bye.